When You Have Nothing to Say...

You might as well say it. Morning comes too early. There's never enough time to balance work and other work. Cartoons are awesome. Endings are too often predictable. Most chandeliers are too low. So are most drinking fountains. Learning a foreign language is like learning a foreign language. Hope is slippery. So are fish. How is China a leading polluter when so many Chinese ride bicycles? A waterfall is just a cliff with a beard. Banisters should never be placed so close to the wall as to inhibit sliding down them. 'EXIT' signs should read, 'Run Screaming This Way!' Trees are too arrogant. Buttercups should actually have butter in them.

And blogs have nothing worthwhile to say.