Skeletons in the Classroom

You know those skeletons hung up in classrooms all over the country? Yes, well the one in this classroom currently has a wig and a had on. Since this could hardly be called respect for the dead, I am beginning to think that it is not actually the bones of an actual dead person. I always knew those ribs didn't look legitimate. I still feel sorry for the guy though. His arm is busted with his ulna fastened halfway down his radius and one of his femurs is constantly slipping out of the socket.
That reminds me of Treasure Island, ya, the part with all of the actual skeletons and all that. I love that book.

Tests Right Before They Let You Go For Christmas

Seriously, I'm supposed to be studying for a test right now that's coming up in a few minutes, but my mind is completely blank, so I'm just rambling. It's like they feel that they have to make you suffer before you deserve time off, but the way I see it, I should be off all year. What use is education for a future hermit anyway? Sadly though, no one else seems to find my logic ingenious, so I am forced to test.