Skeletons in the Classroom

You know those skeletons hung up in classrooms all over the country? Yes, well the one in this classroom currently has a wig and a had on. Since this could hardly be called respect for the dead, I am beginning to think that it is not actually the bones of an actual dead person. I always knew those ribs didn't look legitimate. I still feel sorry for the guy though. His arm is busted with his ulna fastened halfway down his radius and one of his femurs is constantly slipping out of the socket.
That reminds me of Treasure Island, ya, the part with all of the actual skeletons and all that. I love that book.

Tests Right Before They Let You Go For Christmas

Seriously, I'm supposed to be studying for a test right now that's coming up in a few minutes, but my mind is completely blank, so I'm just rambling. It's like they feel that they have to make you suffer before you deserve time off, but the way I see it, I should be off all year. What use is education for a future hermit anyway? Sadly though, no one else seems to find my logic ingenious, so I am forced to test.

Movie Mishaps

You ever notice how in some movies people look different from shot to shot? Nothing big, but they might have their hair slightly change and then go back again, or some such thing. This has led me to believe that movies might not be things that really happened. I mean think about it. Did they really have cameras back at the Battle at Thermopolaye? I'll have to give this more consideration.

Those Freebee Cupcakes

Ok, so does it bother anyone else that they don't have real frosting on those freebee cupcakes? We just got some at school today, and sure enough, they have some cheap cream on top. Not only that, but I was sorely disappointed when I discovered that the brown footballs decorating the top of the cupcakes was not a slice of chocolate, but, in fact, a cheap, plastic ring! So now I write in my anguish, challenging all cupcake producers out there not to supply us with these cupcakes that don't have any real frosting! Give me true frosting or give me a different freebee(though I really don't want you to give me death)!

Just A Tad More For Today

Ever notice how people always ask tall people if they play basketball? Well, I have.

Here in my living room

Well, here I am sitting in my dad's old rolling chair that he got from Pontiac General, thinking about such things as supper and what those little tassle things on zipper pulls are for(seriously, they just get in the way). I have just completed a long computer game marathon, and was thinking about topping it off by sitting back and listening to some music, when I figured, why not write about these mundane occurances? So now, I take keyboard in hand to write out every single random thought that comes to mind, starting with my take on the state of the Union. Well, it's not good.

Hey! That reminds me of the time when I was lying in bed, almost asleep, when my dad gets the idea to sneak in and freak me out. Well, he tiptoes in, get's into a strategic postition, and let's loose with this creepy voice that sounds like the devil after he picked up some of the Sauron rumble. After he pryed me off the ceiling with a chisel and we all had a good(well, mediocre anyway) laugh about it, I began thinking about The Lion King for some reason. I'm sure that Freud would have found it fascinating, but it bored the daylights out of me, so I went to sleep instead.

Well, that's all I got for now.

Just To Kick Things Off

Well, I just figured a blog might be a place where I could ramble, hence the title. For those of you who don't know what Ettinsmoor is, it is a fictitious realm in the land of Narnia where the big, stupid giants live, of which I think I am one. Mostly the inhabitants of Ettinsmoor spent their time hurling rocks at things and each other, usually hurting themselves and crying loudly, though I think I have gotten past that aspect of things.
Has anyone else ever noticed how they look really fake in the old BBC TV movie? That's messed up.
Anyway, I don't even know if I'll continue to post, but it felt like something interesting to do at the moment, so I set up the blog and started writing as you might have guessed at this point if you had enough stamina to read this far.
However, if I should continue to document my ramblings, be assured that they will include some random songs I've picked up and other such garbage as that.
Well, I gotta go throw a rock at something.
Laters.