Tests Right Before They Let You Go For Christmas

Seriously, I'm supposed to be studying for a test right now that's coming up in a few minutes, but my mind is completely blank, so I'm just rambling. It's like they feel that they have to make you suffer before you deserve time off, but the way I see it, I should be off all year. What use is education for a future hermit anyway? Sadly though, no one else seems to find my logic ingenious, so I am forced to test.