Those Freebee Cupcakes

Ok, so does it bother anyone else that they don't have real frosting on those freebee cupcakes? We just got some at school today, and sure enough, they have some cheap cream on top. Not only that, but I was sorely disappointed when I discovered that the brown footballs decorating the top of the cupcakes was not a slice of chocolate, but, in fact, a cheap, plastic ring! So now I write in my anguish, challenging all cupcake producers out there not to supply us with these cupcakes that don't have any real frosting! Give me true frosting or give me a different freebee(though I really don't want you to give me death)!