Spooky, isn't it?...............ISN'T IT!?!

So, Halloween's just around the corner. That time of year when freakishly immature people abuse their adrenal glands with demented horror movies and their guts with life-shortening, diabetic-inducing junk. Okay, so I'm not much of a Halloween man. Call me crazy, but I just don't find anything great about a day when people all over delve into the dark arts and finally ask that long lost relative the burning question, "Why wasn't I in your will?" The only part I ever liked about Halloween was the day after when all of the cool costumes go on sale, as well as some of the not-so-cool ones (I'm looking at you, Barbie Dracula!). Well, I'll try not to bring you (the insanely small group of homies that are actually bored enough the read this blog) down with my cynicism and realism (hey, two 'isms' in one sentence! Hot dog!), go out and have yourself a great Halloween. Oh, and if your pumpkin comes to life in the middle of your seeance, don't say I didn't warn ya.